That is Torquay, madam: Stay at the 4* Grand Hotel from £52pppn incl. full breakfast

Pirates, treat yourself to a stay at the seaside from only £52pppn with a night's stay and hearty breakfast at the 4* Grand Hotel in Torquay, a 2-minute walk from the beach. An institution of the area, this lovely hotel is no Fawlty Towers: an AA Rosette-winning restaurant, indoor and outdoor pool, spa, sauna and… jcrdawes